We're watching Fight Club right now.
Jessica: What's that guy's name?
Me: Edward Norton! Duh! What's wrong with you?!
Jessica: I don't know names! Sorry!
Me: Do you know HIS name?
-I was pointing at Brad Pitt. I was being funny. Like, HA WHO DOESN'T KNOW BRAD PITT.
Jessica: I just know faces.
Me: YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY KIDDING.
Jessica: *shakes head vigorously*
Me: WHO DOESN'T KNOW BRAD PITT?!
This is what I live with.