Sunday, August 30, 2009

i am full

You know how it's been said that when a dog... releases themselves in the house, the dog should be shown it so they realize the mistake and learn? Or when a child does something wrong, bring the child to the mistake and recognize it as wrong?

Well, I ate so much today, that I feel like I'll never learn unless I embarrass myself and tell all you lovely readers (I can't imagine there are many of you) exactly all I ate today.

And then hang my head in shame. Like Tobias. Or ...everyone else in that Arrested Development episode.

I worked from 9:45-4:15pm.

-Banana on train.
-Coffee and nutrigrain bar for lunch.
Here comes trouble:
-Half of a burrito.
*walked 2 miles*
-Half of a burrito
Roommates: WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S.
-Medium fries.
(haven't had McD's in like... a year. For real)
*needed ice cream*
-Half of a "froyo" Ben and Jerry's pint thing.
-Handful of mixed nuts.

And now? I burst.

Boom.

6 comments:

Sam said...

First off, thank you so much for those Arrested Development references (I am obsessed and I have recently started watching the whole show again, for maybe the 15th time on Hulu), and second, that really isn't that much food. Sure I think I am allowed to say that because I am a guy, but it could be worse.

partyweetow said...

I'm a girl, and I don't think it's that much food. However, they are all filling foods, so that might be why you feel so full, and therefore, like you ate a lot.

I don't know, I just made that up.

JustMargaret said...

Girl. I'm disappointed. That's weak. I can't even REMEMBER everything I ate today, and it was just a normal eating day.

Daniel said...

I suppose this is just a part of early pregnancy.

seurat2 said...

I was expecting a much longer list. That is really not that bad. And I've been good when it comes to McDonald's for a long time too, but when I get anything I also just get the fries. Clearly the fries are drugged with something that we crave still. And your readers may be smaller in number that some others, but I'm sure you have some awesome followers. (And I don't mean myself either, he said humbly.)

alizanti said...

Rounding up, that's about 1420 calories. About 75% of what the average female actually needs. Should we be concerned?